The Texan wanted so much to sell an old Toyota that he created a real masterpiece of advertising on the ad site.
Selling a used car is not an easy thing, so sellers of used cars do not stop even the dirtiest advertising tricks. But one guy showed a real class.
A Texas resident faced a difficult task - to sell a rather ordinary and old Toyota Corolla 1999 on the Craigslist ad site. But instead of boring to list the shortcomings and merits of the car, the guy gave out such a masterpiece of advertising, which costs more than the car itself. Internet users rated.
Source: Bored Panda
I’ve been scrambling up the car for a bit.
- Brendan Tokarski (@ btredwing98) April 23, 2018
After some time, the ad was removed from the site, but active Twitter users managed to take screenshots.
Here it is, beautiful.
“Damn good Toyota 1999 Corolla.Want a car that will be reliable? With which there will be no problems? Do you want a car because of which no one will ever give you a compliment? Here she is".
“Let's talk about snacks.
- Bluetooth: nea
- Sunroof: nea.
- Cool wheels: nea.
- Rearview camera: nea ... But there is a great clear glass, and you have a damn neck that turns. "
“I will tell you a story. One day, my Corolla began to make a strange sound. I spat on it and just ignored. The sound is gone. The end".
“From this car you can take the engine, drop it from the Golden Gate Bridge, catch it in a thousand years, put it back in, refuel the car with Nutella, turn the key in the ignition, and this devil will start right away.”
"This car will outlive you and your children."
“This car is old enough to:
- Having sex by mutual agreement.
- To rent a car. This is MACHINE. ”
“The car has a story. She saw some shit. In it, people engaged in heterosexual pranks. And homosexual. She won't judge you like a tedious Volkswagen. ”
“Want to know more? Great, my swallow has a Facebook account. Favorite food: spaghetti. Favorite series: “Alph”.Favorite group: can't choose between Bush and Gin Blossoms. ”
“Let's face it, this car will never win any beauty contest like you, actually.” Do not lie to yourself and your wife. This is not the car you want, but the one you deserve is the damn 1999 Toyota Corolla. ”