“SOFI LOREN SEEN?” And COCA-KOLU SAW? "Top 4 stupid comments on social networks

If you have ever posted photos on the Internet, whether your own or just pictures of different places, views from a window or a cafe, you probably know what I am talking about. Commentators have the best intentions, but incredible stupidity and vulgarity spoil everything. Invariably the number one in my hit parade of annoyance is such a reaction to a dish ordered in a cafe.

“Will you treat me?”
“May I try?” “Oh! Will you treat me? ”“ And I cook not so ... ”(Not like this incompetent Italian cook / A worthless Greek from an elite restaurant / These Israelis are wrong in making shakshuku, etc.) We both understand that I cannot treat what is photographed in the photo, and I have no idea what it is made of. The picture is most often taken during a trip to another country or somewhere in a cafe. He is often a couple of years old.It remains only to send a virtual smiley in instagram or contact, designed to depict food. It is clear that the writer does not offer this seriously, but the joke you hear every day for several years becomes a problem.
"Can I join?"
“Can I join?” Or “May I join?” In English. Listen, this glossy photo from the beach from Egypt is already ten or fifteen years old, and you still send "Mmm .... You look so sexy on a deck chair!" Can I rub your back? ”Or“ Where are you lying? Crete? I am now on another Greek island, we can cross. ” I feel that when I am in my eighties, from time to time someone will continue to like photos on social networks, not paying attention to dates, adding: “I would now lie next to you!” And “You are such a beauty” and my great-grandchildren will blush deeply and lower their eyes. This is especially familiar to women: “You’d have a good idea to lose five kilograms of a model!” And you already lost ten kilograms / gave birth to two, gained again and lost weight again / divorced / bought several new swimsuit models and don’t know what to say .. .
“Tell me!”
“Do you happen to know where the zoo in Cyprus is?” “Tell me, how much is car rental in Hurghada?” “How can I rent a helicopter in Dubai?”If a person somewhere was once in his life during a week five years ago, then he must remember “The exact distance from the oceanarium to the beach” or to know, “Is that friendly baker Rashid who always smiles still working?”For such things, there are search engines, themed sites, travel shops and tours, and, ultimately, guides. This is their job. It is strange to ask questions to a stranger about how the hotel staff works, how much exactly the clothes in the resort town are or where it is better to stay. I often receive questions like “You live in Moscow, tell me which is the best hotel, where it is more profitable” or “How much does the entrance to the museum cost”, etc. Do you really think that even if a person lives in a city all the time, he knows all the local hotels and prices?
"You feel good…"
People have a strange habit of judging someone else’s life from a few photographs from a vacation, which happens once or twice a year. Looking at them, it seems that a person rides on yachts all the time, communicates with beautiful and influential persons, lies on a lounger under palm trees and eats something continuously, drinking champagne. But it is not.People do not take pictures of how they scramble fried eggs in the kitchen or throw out garbage, as the boss reports them for incorrectly or not at the time of the completed report, etc. Users are inclined to believe that every cat, next to which you took pictures, lives with you, and any children passing by are yours.Hence, there is a feeling that one always stands with arms crossed against the background of St. Isaac’s Cathedral in St. Petersburg, while the other still cannot finish the first and last branded cappuccino cup from Starbucks, which he ordered during a trip to Munich six years ago.

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