15 amazingly funny dialogues that make you laugh to tears!
Do not be sad and indulge in a bad mood! It is better to read a fresh dozen of jokes - and life will immediately become more fun and happier!
- Dear, are you jealous?
- No, damn it! I envy that you guys write, but I do not!
I communicate with my sister, I describe my pain in my legs. It turns out that she is experiencing the same. A husband sits next to him and gives out:
- The whole party is defective!
- Defendant, what prompted you to rape?
- I liked her.
- What are you hiding your eyes, ashamed?
“No, I like you too ...”
- Come on, just sit silently? It's so beautiful here, I don't want to break this silence ...
- Young man, stop clowning and pull the ticket.
The cat lies in the yard. The hostess goes by and says:
- I ate, walked, slept - I would have such a life!
The cat thinks:
- I drowned my children, sterilized my wife, castrated me ... You would have such a life ...
I call the hospital. Dialing the number. Pleasant female voice:
- Listen to you.
- Hello, is this the registry?
- This is the morgue.
- Mmm, sorry, perhaps it’s still too early for me ...
The same pleasant voice:
- It's okay, we will wait.